Thirst for Rioja

It is an old joke but:
An old Irishman was called over by the driver of a big car that had stopped beside him, and the English visitor enquired;
“Could you tell me the way to Balbriggan, Please?”
Paddy, which by a strange coincidence was the old Irishman’s name, wiped his brow.
“Certainly, sor. If you take the first [...]